Destroy All Humans! will land on Earth in 2020

Destroy All Humans UPDATE!! Release Date is SET for July 28th, 2020. See you then in game! Muahahahhahaha.

OMG Destroy All Humans! is coming!!!

I’m not a fuck around with the details and exhaust you with insane teasers kind of guy. So let’s start this with the Rammstein backed trailer for Destroy All Humans! returning in 2020.


This is happening thanks to the team at THQ Nordic and it will include 2 insane Collector Editions (for a price mind you) that will satisfy the biggest Crypto-137 fans out there.

About Destroy All Humans!

The cult-classic returns! Terrorize the people of 1950s Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest DNA and bring down the US government in the remake of the legendary alien invasion action adventure. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities. Reduce their cities to rubble with your Flying Saucer! One giant step on mankind!

  • Experience the evil side of a 50s alien invasion story
  • (Re)Discover why this game is considered one of the funniest ever created
  • Faithfully rebuilt from scratch in new galactic glory
  • Enjoy Crypto’s unique weaponry like the Anal Probe Gun
  • Pose as pathetic humans to infiltrate their fragile democracy
  • Use psychokinesis to send enemies flying or bombard them with random objects
  • Freely traverse explorable cities from 50s America using your jetpack
  • Obliterate humanity’s primitive architecture with your flying saucer
  • Includes the restored, much-rumored, never before seen: Lost Mission of Area 42!

In Destroy All Humans! your quest is to bring down the fragile human government and harvest the DNA of its puny citizens. While you’re at it, take a break and snatch the two special Destroy All Humans! editions directly from the hands of the earthlings!

Destroy All Humans! 2020

Come on man! Just sign me the hell up already and get this game mastered and out to the people. Why torture us until 2020? Oh yeah, this whole concept is about torturing the human race. Well played THQ Nordic… Well played.

Pre-order here:

Destroy All Humans! Crypto-137 Edition

This unique example of human craftsmanship is brought to you by your benevolent Furon overlords! The Crypto-137 Edition will be available at selected retailers for an SRP of € 399.99 | $ 399.99 | £ 349.99 and contain the following items:

  • Game Destroy All Humans!
  • Crypto-137 Figurine* 60cm / 23″ high | 30cm / 12″ diagonal Approx.
  • Crypto Backpack
  • Keychain
  • 6 Lithographs
  • Eye-popping anti-stress toy
  • Premium Box 90cm * 38cm * 37* / 35″ * 15″ *15 Approx.
  • Including All In-Game Crypto Skins

*North hemisphere not transparent. No Brain Juice included – sorry.

Destroy All Humans! DNA Collector’s Edition
Holy cow! The DNA Collector’s Edition will be available at selected retailers for an SRP of € 149.99 | $ 149.99 | £ 139.99 and contain the following items:

  • Game Destroy All Humans!
  • Crypto’N’Cow Figurine 23cm / 9″ high Approx.
  • Keychain
  • 6 Lithographs
  • Eye-popping anti-stress toy
  • Premium Box 35cm * 30cm * 30cm/ 14″ * 12″ *12″ Approx
  • Including All In-Game Crypto Skins

Destroy All Humans! is in development for PC, PlayStation®4 and Xbox One. The saucer will land on Earth in 2020. Game changer people. You can just kiss my ass goodbye while I work side by side with my Alien Overlords to Destroy All Humans!

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